Breadbox Editions.

[elwen]

Yay LotR parodies, especially when they're inspired by The Editing Room:

FotR

Favorite lines:

BILBO
Now, I will make an insulting speech that no one will understand because you can barely add fractions. God, I’m clever.

The EXCESSIVELY CREEPY BLACK RIDERS go off looking for someone named SHIRE in the land of BAGGINS.

TT

GRIMA WORMTOUNGE [sic]
I have the most blatantly evil name ever, and I look like Severus Snape on crack.

SOLDIERS OF AN INDETERMINATE RACE WHO DRESS LIKE SHREDDER
Huh, a rock with a pack. Go figure.

ELROND
Arwen, I want you to leave. And, maybe pick a language and stick with it.

More FIGHTING. LEGOLAS invents skateboarding.

RotK

SMEAGOL/GOLLUM
We have arrived at the Secret Stairs. Right outside of Minas Morgul. No one has ever walked by, looked up and thought, “Hey, stairs.”

MEANWHILE: FRODO and SAM arrive at the THIRD BOOK.

THE RING
I attack you with invisible gnats! Invisible gnats! I am soooo bad!

[No idea where that is in the movie, but it just reads so funny. ^^;;]