I defy categorization.

Actually, it's pretty obvious that I'd be an Academic Girl, except that the Indie Girl "collects Japanese candy wrappers" and 'begins her sentences with: "It's like that Simpsons episode . . ."' The latter especially cracked me up because I'm always making Simpsons references that no one catches, even though (or maybe because) I probably watch less of it than they do.

Oh yeah, and I'd totally read Cosmo.