Case open, case shut, but you could pay to close it like a casket.

[elwen]

I can't get enough of this song: "You're Crashing, But You're No Wave", by Fall Out Boy. I've been listening to it over and over again for a couple of days now.

[I would guess it's possible to embed the applet somehow, but I can't figure it out. If you click the link, you can stream the entire song from Last.fm.]

I haven't been able to find a satisfactory interpretation -- most sites, it takes long enough for people to figure out that "DA" stands for District Attorney, not "defense attorney" -- but the lyrics are just so slick:

The DA is dressed to the nines
In the mirror he practices all his lines
To his closing argument twelve hearts beat in favor
I'm guessing that he read the morning paper
The headline reads the man hangs
But the jury doesn't

I love the double entendre on "hangs". *goes to listen some more*

I'm so using the first two lines as my Facebook status the next time I have an argument. :D