Dream home meme.

[elwen]

Stolen from xen0glossy:

Your home is a Wizard's Hideout Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family. And, you have a pet -- a unicorn named "Shadowhooves". Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Build YOUR Dream Home!

I am almost as amused by the fact that a site that helps you find [real] homes would have something like this as I am with the result. XD But I wish I had a wizard's tower...

ETA: Okay, I admit I changed my result. Because there is no justice in the world if I can't have multiple copies of the Silmarillion and a master bedroom that looks like Caras Galadon. Plus, I think the only thing I had to change was saying I'd rather go to Disneyworld than eat. o_O;;

Also, in the process of rigging my results, I discovered that there are hilarious snarky comments that appear if you select certain options. Like Disneyworld pops up "Because waiting in lines is FUN." and exercise gets you "Weirdo." Broadway plays gets you "Your gender has been set to FEMALE." This is truly the most awesome quiz evar. XD

Comments

[thierrys.livejournal.com]

Your library is so much better than mine! Why was I given romance novels instead of glowing orbs? Unless the novels in question are slashy slashy slash, in which case, I happily except.

Though before I saw the layout of the dream home, I was going to say something like "Our houses are the same! Are we roommates?" =)

[ctrl-a.livejournal.com]

I assumed that saying your favorite pastime was reading would get you the fantasy library, but maybe not... The thought of torches in close proximity to lots of books always concerns me -- shows up in anime a lot.

I'm really impressed by the levels of complexity in this meme. There is some variation in the description of the house, but the real genius is how customized the sample floorplans are -- which I didn't notice at first either. (I've also noticed that text description and title don't seem to be correlated.)

[ling84.livejournal.com]

LOL at torches + flammable documents.

It's neat that they were able to extrapolate some points accurately (although I resent being given a Romance library just because I forced myself to read "Mansfield Park" last summer). I like the title of mine, but I doubt the place itself matches up too well.

[nendil.livejournal.com]

This is so hot.

Your home is a Gamer's Hideout Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario and Link. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family. And, you have a pet -- a koopa named "Shelly". Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Build YOUR Dream Home!